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[activatingcombatmode]

Fully cooked! We're talking about meals here! Or stuff you'd eat as a meat eating animal!

[pinksidekicking]

Ok, fully cooked and prepared is a whole other story. There's so many ways to prepare them that it's impossible to have just one.

Animal is kind of the same. Bear, shark, certain whales, dolphins - fish hands down. Hm, as a wolf... probably chicken if we're limiting it to just those.

Sharks also eat lobsters, but crabs are tricky. Birds and sea turtles like crab.

[activatingcombatmode]

Okay, you got me there.

Honestly, I had no clue sharks ate lobsters. Do they just crunch them down whole? That's crazy.

What about human Nimona. What do you think is the tastiest.

[pinksidekicking]

Sharks will eat just about anything, and they've got the teeth for it too. Rows and rows of teeth. Chomp chomp crunch.

Hm. Human Nimona does prefer her meat cooked, to start with. Let's go with cooked with a little salt or butter. Just a bit of flavoring.

Chicken. I like land animals. Sometimes fish is... too fishy, you know?

Is this your way of asking what I want to eat? Because tacos. You can never go wrong with tacos.

[activatingcombatmode]

Sharks are the big bads of the sea for a reason! Chomping on anything they want like that.

And yeah. It might be.

Tacos might be something I can do.

[As in- buy.]

[pinksidekicking]

Hm, I hate to burst your bubble, but there's something even more deadly out there in the water. Something that will eat sharks and even whales. They're terrifying!

Tacos are something I can do. Do you want to learn how to make them? It's pretty easy.

[activatingcombatmode]

What? No way, you serious? What kind of thing is big enough to do that?!

But don't you worry about any cooking stuff. I'm doing something. Let me cook.

[pinksidekicking]

Totally serious! It's called an orca whale. Definitely not the biggest whale in the sea, but it's a pretty vicious predator. They even eat little penguins.

Do you need supervision in the kitchen? Don't use your big sword to chop things up.

[activatingcombatmode]

They eat penguins?! Those innocent waddling little guys?! Seriously... I wonder if there are orca whales here. Or something like it. That's terrifying.

And don't worry, I've got Tifa helping me. Besides, you don't think I can handle a couple of tasks in the kitchen? Come on, Nimona.

[pinksidekicking]

Yep! The true vicious killers of the sea. They're beautiful. You know how we can find out? I can turn into a penguin and swim around.

I mean, you make a pretty good dishwasher. [ Absolutely roasting him, on this, the month of his birthday. ]

[activatingcombatmode]

Nope, we are not risking you getting snatched up and eaten for a morning snack, Nimona. Big nope. I don't need to see some killer whales that bad.

And I can cook just fine, I've kept myself alive in the past.

[pinksidekicking]

Awwwww! But I'd make a delicious morning snack. We should at least start looking when it gets colder out.

I'll be the judge of that. >:3

[activatingcombatmode]

We'll see about that. It all depends on how many heart attacks I want to give Cloud and Tifa too.

Alright, one more important question then. What kind of toppings do you like on pancakes? Berries?

[pinksidekicking]

Pssh, like I haven't gone into dangerous situations all my life.

Chocolate chips! Put them into the pancake batter and cook 'em up.

[activatingcombatmode]

Doesn't mean you should go charging into one all willy-nilly.

[Gosh, he's really starting to sound like Angeal these days.]

And alright. I can do chocolate chips.

[pinksidekicking]

Sheesh, fine dad two! I'll be boring and not get myself a wicked cool bite mark from a dangerous whale.

[ Enjoy being called dad, Zack. ]

So why are we having tacos and pancakes?

[activatingcombatmode]

Great, I've been demoted from big bro to dad??

And I thought it would be cool to make a meal for everyone. Paying it back, you know?

[pinksidekicking]

You're both! Like Cloud. Sometimes big bro and sometimes dad. Like now!

Are we having tacos and pancakes together? Because I approve of this! Having breakfast and dinner at the same time!

[activatingcombatmode]

Okay. I guess that sounds fair! So long as we're your family.

You know what? Sure, why not? Tacos and pancakes it is!

[pinksidekicking]

Yep!

Yaaaaay!!!! I'll show you someday how to make tacopancakes! They're amazing.

[activatingcombatmode]

Is that what you're calling them?

Well, maybe next time you can help me make something for Tifa. We can work together. How about it?

[pinksidekicking]

Tacopancakes are totally different! You cook all your breakfast essentials - eggs, sausage, bacon - and pile it on top of your pancake. Maybe you add a little syrup, maybe tiny tomatoes. Then you fold the pancake like a tortilla, and bam you have a tacopancake!

I'll start plotting our Surprise Tifa meal plan immediately.

[activatingcombatmode]

You know? That doesn't sound half bad. You should tell Tifa to put that on the menu.

[He's totally serious, dude.]

[pinksidekicking]

I'm working up to it! I've already introduced her to the world of combining salty and sweet things! Like dipping your fries in your milkshake, chocolate-covered bacon, and other combos your world apparently doesn't think go together.

[ But she can tell Tifa about tacopancakes. ]

🎀

[activatingcombatmode]

Chocolate-covered bacon?! Now that's something I haven't heard of.

Alright then, I guess we got our work cut out for us. Get going, and I'll see you for a big crew breakfast pretty soon.