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[pinksidekicking]

Totally serious! It's called an orca whale. Definitely not the biggest whale in the sea, but it's a pretty vicious predator. They even eat little penguins.

Do you need supervision in the kitchen? Don't use your big sword to chop things up.

[activatingcombatmode]

They eat penguins?! Those innocent waddling little guys?! Seriously... I wonder if there are orca whales here. Or something like it. That's terrifying.

And don't worry, I've got Tifa helping me. Besides, you don't think I can handle a couple of tasks in the kitchen? Come on, Nimona.

[pinksidekicking]

Yep! The true vicious killers of the sea. They're beautiful. You know how we can find out? I can turn into a penguin and swim around.

I mean, you make a pretty good dishwasher. [ Absolutely roasting him, on this, the month of his birthday. ]

[activatingcombatmode]

Nope, we are not risking you getting snatched up and eaten for a morning snack, Nimona. Big nope. I don't need to see some killer whales that bad.

And I can cook just fine, I've kept myself alive in the past.

[pinksidekicking]

Awwwww! But I'd make a delicious morning snack. We should at least start looking when it gets colder out.

I'll be the judge of that. >:3

[activatingcombatmode]

We'll see about that. It all depends on how many heart attacks I want to give Cloud and Tifa too.

Alright, one more important question then. What kind of toppings do you like on pancakes? Berries?

[pinksidekicking]

Pssh, like I haven't gone into dangerous situations all my life.

Chocolate chips! Put them into the pancake batter and cook 'em up.

[activatingcombatmode]

Doesn't mean you should go charging into one all willy-nilly.

[Gosh, he's really starting to sound like Angeal these days.]

And alright. I can do chocolate chips.

[pinksidekicking]

Sheesh, fine dad two! I'll be boring and not get myself a wicked cool bite mark from a dangerous whale.

[ Enjoy being called dad, Zack. ]

So why are we having tacos and pancakes?

[activatingcombatmode]

Great, I've been demoted from big bro to dad??

And I thought it would be cool to make a meal for everyone. Paying it back, you know?

[pinksidekicking]

You're both! Like Cloud. Sometimes big bro and sometimes dad. Like now!

Are we having tacos and pancakes together? Because I approve of this! Having breakfast and dinner at the same time!

[activatingcombatmode]

Okay. I guess that sounds fair! So long as we're your family.

You know what? Sure, why not? Tacos and pancakes it is!

[pinksidekicking]

Yep!

Yaaaaay!!!! I'll show you someday how to make tacopancakes! They're amazing.

[activatingcombatmode]

Is that what you're calling them?

Well, maybe next time you can help me make something for Tifa. We can work together. How about it?

[pinksidekicking]

Tacopancakes are totally different! You cook all your breakfast essentials - eggs, sausage, bacon - and pile it on top of your pancake. Maybe you add a little syrup, maybe tiny tomatoes. Then you fold the pancake like a tortilla, and bam you have a tacopancake!

I'll start plotting our Surprise Tifa meal plan immediately.

[activatingcombatmode]

You know? That doesn't sound half bad. You should tell Tifa to put that on the menu.

[He's totally serious, dude.]

[pinksidekicking]

I'm working up to it! I've already introduced her to the world of combining salty and sweet things! Like dipping your fries in your milkshake, chocolate-covered bacon, and other combos your world apparently doesn't think go together.

[ But she can tell Tifa about tacopancakes. ]

🎀

[activatingcombatmode]

Chocolate-covered bacon?! Now that's something I haven't heard of.

Alright then, I guess we got our work cut out for us. Get going, and I'll see you for a big crew breakfast pretty soon.